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Cautionary Tales & Bad Child’s Book of Beasts
Naughty children were never funnier than the young rowdies of these Cautionary Tales. In rhyming couplets, accompanied by hilarious drawings, a celebrated wit recounts the perilous consequences of telling lies, slamming doors, and playing with guns. Bad Child's Book of Beasts, an illustrated A-to-Z bestiary with droll observations on wildlife, features a series of droll observations on wildlife.The Polar Bear is unawareOf cold that cuts me throughFor why? He has a coat of hair.I wish I had one too!A prolific author whose interests ranged from politics and religion to travel and poetry, Hilaire Belloc wrote these classics at the turn of the twentieth century. Generations of readers of all ages have adored their amusing advice on juvenile manners and their jolly parodies of Victorian attitudes.
Hunting of the Snark: An Agony in Eight Fits, The
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More Peers : Verses
"More Peers : Verses" by Hilaire Belloc. Published by Good Press. Good Press publishes a wide range of titles that encompasses every genre. From well-known classics & literary fiction and non-fiction to forgotten?or yet undiscovered gems?of world literature, we issue the books that need to be read. Each Good Press edition has been meticulously edited and formatted to boost readability for all e-readers and devices. Our goal is to produce eBooks that are user-friendly and accessible to everyone in a high-quality digital format.
Old Dame Trot and Her Comical Cat
This anonymously authored and illustrated nursery rhyme book, originally published in 1820, is a delightful little tale for young readers. As a companion to the familiar "Old Mother Hubbard," which had a sad ending, this cheerful story has a happy ending, making it a perfect book for a child's bedtime story. The original illustrations have been digitally scanned and enhanced, to present a colorful accompaniment to the words. Children and adults of all ages will love the antics of Dame Trot's Comical Cat! Preserving and republishing this, and similar, nursery rhyme collections helps to preserve the literary and cultural heritage of the English-speaking world, which should never be allowed to sink into obscurity. The history and culture of England are the history and culture of many throughout the world, and should always be cherished. Parents, grandparents, older siblings, and care-givers can do few things better than to encourage young children to read, and to give them words of quality to read; Mother Goose's timeless nursery rhymes will feed the imaginations of the children who hear and read them. Nursery rhymes that were acceptable for children of the 19th Century might prove confusing or unsettling for children of the 21st Century, so far removed in tiome from the manners and issues of that time; parents are encouraged to read these rhymes with their children. Debbie Barry, editor of this reproduced volume, is legally blind. Reminding children and parents that blindness does not keep a person from being an active, creative, productive person, nor do other physical, mental, or developmental handicaps, as long as they decide to do everything they can do, instead of letting things they cannot do limit them. Debbie encourages every child and parent to enjoy the freedom of what they CAN do, and to delight in the wonders of life.
The Book of Nonsense
Edward Lear (1812 - 1888) was an English writer of nonsense, the most famous piece of which is The Owl and the Pussycat. He is also credited with popularizing the limerick, though there was some speculation as to whether his patron, the Earl of Derby, simply used Lear as a pseudonym for his own writings. Lear was also a successful illustrator and even spent some time tutoring Queen Victoria in drawing before his improper behaviour had him thrown out of court.
The Purple Cow! (Classic Reprint)
Excerpt from The Purple Cow! An' they dragged him clean down to the Cogswell fountain, An' stood him up as big as a mountain! About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
The WALLYPUG OF WHY – a Children’s Adventure in the Land of Why
Journeying through the land of WhyYou?ll meet the strangest company,Various creatures, great and small,And something odd about them all?A socialistic Cockatoo;A most mysterious thing?a Goo;The quaintest men; a charming maidTwo ancient ladies, prim and staid;The Wallypug?pray, who is he?I mustn?t tell you; download me, read me and see.=============KEYWORDS/TAGS: Wallypug of Why, Ancient, balloon, Bathing-machine, Belinda, Cockatoo, contemptuous, creature, Crocodile, cross, Crow, crown, delighted, Dinner, Doctor-in-law, Dumpsey Deazil, Fish, French, Gardener, gentleman, GIRLIE, Goo, gracious, Guineapig, halfpenny, handkerchief, Husher, island, Joke, kettle, King, love, Lucinda, Madame, Majesty, Mandarin, Mariner, meadow, Microscopist, Minstrel, mustard, Noun, ooob, Owl, Palace, Penguin, Pig, Piggie, Poodle, Porter, Pray, pretty, rose, Royal, rude, Schoolmistress, sea, Seal, sixpence, spectacles, Sphinx, spiders, Station-master, succeed, taxes, teapot, terrible, thank you, train, Wallypug, whisper, whole. Why, wink, Journey, land of Why, strange company, odd creatures, socialistic Cockatoo, mysterious creature,?quaint men, charming maid, ancient ladies, prim, staid, download, read,